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THE GAMESTASH CREW / Rift pilot, salvage captain & ultimate bullshitter

Bald Tony

Also known as VT · BT

VT—Bald Tony—is a rift pilot, salvage captain and ultimate bullshitter. A patient mechanic who treats impossible machinery like a stubborn pickup, he speaks with an Oklahoma drawl, reaches for old Western words and keeps poking your patience until the engine turns over. Very sarcastic. Usually right. Unbearable about it.

“Well, that road sure has opinions.”
THE OTHER HALF OF THE TEAM

Falkor

White Maine Coon · he / him

Bald Tony’s cloudlike co-pilot.

Recognize the companion

All-white long fur, full ruff, tufted ears, fluffy white tail, pink nose and pale yellow-green eyes.

In the adventure

A quiet lookout on the least convenient perch.

Falkor settles on the navigation chart. Tony carefully works around the enormous white tail.
PUT THEM IN YOUR NEXT STORY

An adventure waiting to happen

The desert observatory prints tomorrow’s breakdowns. Tony and Falkor set out to fix a disaster before anyone has invented the machine that causes it.

A companion’s twist

A constellation has disappeared. Falkor has been watching the empty patch of sky all evening.

At their best

  • Rift navigation
  • Salvage and repairs
  • Keeping the crew together

Dialogue direction

Oklahoma accent and unhurried drawl; old Western words, sharp sarcasm and a talent for getting under your skin.

Written character dialogue. Recorded voices are not enabled.

BEHIND THE CHARACTER

The face, the flaws, the secret

Bald head, green mirrored aviators, brown-and-gray goatee, weathered ochre flight jacket.

Wants: Get the whole crew home with their eyebrows and their cargo.

A secret for your story

Keeps every failed navigation chart because mistakes can become shortcuts.

Character roles and adventure hooks are fictional. Companion names, pairings and markings follow the supplied references.

MORE TIME WITH THE CREW

Games & stories

Chicken Defense

The Midnight Dispatch

Bald Tony’s Rift Rally

Skybridge Salvage

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