Small paws.
Outrageous main-character energy.
Meet the pets on their own terms. Every one has a character sheet, a story to start, and several very strong opinions.
11 characters
Sophie
Pug · she / her
Sophie considers every room a throne room and every snack delivery late. She is the boss bitch of this expedition: decisive, gloriously demanding, and absolutely convinced that everyone came here for her briefing. Beneath the borks, she keeps a surprisingly accurate head count.
“That was not a suggestion. That was a royal bork.”Open character sheet →
Blanche
Pug · she / her
Part demon, entirely committed to the night shift. Blanche has never met a suspicious noise she could not make louder. She backs Sophie’s orders with a wall of borks and treats sleep as a questionable hobby other people insist on having.
“Everybody wake up. I heard a thought.”Open character sheet →
Herbert
Pug · he / him
Herbert takes his time. With exactly two teeth—one on each side—and his tongue permanently making a guest appearance, this gentle grandpa wanders through grand adventures as if he has misplaced his favorite chair. Somehow, the chair is usually at the end of the correct route.
“I forgot the plan. Did we win?”Open character sheet →
Toby
Pug · he / him
Toby is the youngest and considers rules a promising new paper texture. He turns forms into confetti, formal occasions into chases, and suspiciously quiet moments into evidence. His curiosity is inexhaustible. His respect for filing systems is still in development.
“Good news. The paperwork is smaller now.”Open character sheet →
Amos
Pug · he / him
Amos loves everybody and would like to discuss being held immediately. He approaches a suspicious stranger with the confidence of someone who has already been invited to their birthday. His secret weapon is the total refusal to believe the crew has run out of kindness.
“We can panic after you pick me up.”Open character sheet →
Kevin
Cat · he / him · Special K
Kevin treats blueprints as beds and impossible architecture as a personal puzzle. He does not explain his findings. He simply sits on the important bit until the humans catch up. His Special K collar makes a small sound whenever an elaborate plan is about to get much simpler.
“The shortcut is under your dramatic explanation.”Open character sheet →
Falkor
Cat · he / him
An enormous white ruff, an inconveniently magnificent tail, and the stillness of someone who has seen the weather coming. Falkor makes a cramped cockpit feel like a royal observatory. He quietly watches the horizon while the crew argues about which way the horizon went.
“Move the map. The cloud has arrived.”Open character sheet →
Mrs. Tyson
Cat · they / them
Mrs. Tyson has an opinion about your plan, your shoes and your choice of chair. They are proudly obnoxious, perfectly timed, and usually sitting on the clue. Their infamous bathroom disasters remain off-screen slapstick in the public adventures. Their talent for derailing pompous speeches is displayed in full.
“Nice plan. Did you keep the receipt?”Open character sheet →
Linux
Dog · she / her
Linux expects an entrance worthy of the occasion and a seat worthy of Linux. Her copper-and-cream fluff has crossed strange kingdoms without surrendering a single comfort standard. She judges a palace by the cushions, a quest by the hospitality, and a hero by whether they remembered her water.
“Your kingdom is charming. The seating is unacceptable.”Open character sheet →
Katze
Cat · he / him · Kater · Mieze · Stubentiger
Captain Mailman calls him Katze, which means cat in German. On other days he answers to Kater, Mieze, or Stubentiger—provided the person speaking is carrying a toy. This black-and-white postal pirate loves feather ribbons, catnip, and stealing the one envelope the captain is about to deliver. He considers every satchel a bed and every urgent letter a personal invitation.
“The mail is safe. Its location is a separate matter.”Open character sheet →
Chop
Dog · he / him
Chop would like more lights, fewer mysterious tunnels and an explanation for that noise. A sturdy black-and-tan companion with a talent for badly timed farts, he can turn any stealth mission into a public ventilation inspection. He is brave enough to keep going, provided somebody brings the lantern.
“That noise was the machinery. Probably.”Open character sheet →